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  Honda make Jehovah sad.

  by edmond dantes in

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  breaking news:.

  the honda motor corporation make jehovah sad.. honda's online brochure describes the latest civic has having "magic seats" and are innovative.. jehovah's earthly representatives are expected to call for an early boycott of all new civics because satan loves magic and jehovah does not, no way.. sparlock the new spokesperson for the devil has described the latest unfolding events and seats as significant..

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  Thanks for all those comments great laugh I learn something new every day.

  Blues Brothers forget the voo doo Black Magic is half price at Asda.

  mP Ford made the Zodiac in the fifties that was another no no.
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  SPARLOCK has been banned on YOutube!!!!!

  by usualusername in

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  all the videos have been taken down by the watchtower!.

  yikes.

  uun .

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  We need back up on this can Sparlock's brother Sherlock help or maybe his sister Goldilock

  The Watchtower legal dept. must be having a quiet laugh about this if this is the type of legal case they are now being asked to handle .They must be short of of something to do with their time. I mean which self repecting lawyer is going to put this case on his CV when he looks for work in the future. What is he or she going to say when they explain just exactly why they defended the Sparlock case .
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  Bicycles:Feminist tools of Satan

  by CaptainSchmideo in

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  from wikipedia:.

  female emancipation.

  woman with bicycle, 1890sthe safety bicycle gave women unprecedented mobility, contributing to their emancipation in western nations.

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  edmond dantes

  We have a few old bikes around here.
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  Is Satan sad or happy ?

  by edmond dantes in

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  after 100 years who was sad to see the governing body celebrate the birthday of the watchtower satan or jehovah ?

  answer must be jehovah he doesn't like birthdays celebrating .

  -------------------------- very good answer.. jehovah's only begotten son had an earthly birthday and it's never celebrated by the governing body who is was sad jehovah or satan ?

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  After 100 years who was sad to see the Governing Body celebrate the birthday of The Watchtower Satan or Jehovah ? Answer must be Jehovah he doesn't like birthdays celebrating . -------------------------- Very good answer.

  Jehovah's Only Begotten Son had an earthly birthday and it's never celebrated by the Governing Body who is was sad Jehovah or Satan ? Answer must be Jehovah because he gave his Son as a ransom for mankind and that's the thanks he gets .-----------------------------

  For correctly answering the above correctly the Governing Body can go on another bike ride.

  Confusing isn't it.
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  The Watchtower Org. made Jehovah sad.

  by edmond dantes in

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  the governing body of the jehovah witnesses have made jehovah very sad ahrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. who liked the watchtower organisation affiliated to the u.n. jehovah or satan?

  satan of course -------------- very good answer .. who liked the watchtower corporation having a libarary membership card at the un ?

  satan of course---------------------- another good answer.. for answering correctly all the governing can now go on a bike ride yipeeee !.

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  The Governing body of the Jehovah Witnesses have made Jehovah very sad ahrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  Who liked the Watchtower Organisation affiliated to the U.N. Jehovah or Satan? Satan of course -------------- very good answer .

  Who liked the Watchtower Corporation having a libarary membership card at the UN ? Satan of course---------------------- another good answer.

  For answering correctly all the Governing can now go on a bike ride yipeeee !
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  Honda make Jehovah sad.

  by edmond dantes in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  breaking news:.

  the honda motor corporation make jehovah sad.. honda's online brochure describes the latest civic has having "magic seats" and are innovative.. jehovah's earthly representatives are expected to call for an early boycott of all new civics because satan loves magic and jehovah does not, no way.. sparlock the new spokesperson for the devil has described the latest unfolding events and seats as significant..

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  All JWs with Doris Day or anybody else singing It's Magic bin it at once now go directly to the bin do not pass GO.

  Oh and in case some of you remember and have Perry Como's Magic Moments bin that also go on search your old record collection.
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  Sparlock Links And Artwork

  by DT in

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  we already have at least fifteen threads about sparlock the warrior wizard at last count.

  it's getting difficult to keep track of his exploits.

  i thought it might help if we can consolidate the links and artwork about him in this thread.

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  Morris the third speaks to all faithfull rank and file with a ditty;

  There once was a wizard called Sparlock who was created without any signs of a bollock.

  The omission for this ? we are taking the piss so shut up and keep tugging your forlock.
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  Sparlock versus Thor

  by Spectre in

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  who would win?

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  or...... maybe they won't fight and it could be the greatest team up in history!.

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  Sparlock landed astride the edge of a tin can in the dumpster when he came out his first words were " Oh boy am I thor!"
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  Hello - My story

  by Sparlock in

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  i have been lurking on site for some days and thought i would share my story.. i am a warrior wizard, who has had dealings with a jehovah's witness family.

  reading through the posts here i realise that these people shun those those who have left the organisation, that is very sad.

  i was never even given the chance to become a member.

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  I love all this and I too have noticed Sparlock has no pelvic region but medical science can do wonders these days you know. Talking of pelvic region could Sparlock become as big as Elvis one day. I believe when he was in the sin bin he sang Teddy Bear and That's Alright Momma to keep his spirits up. Maybe somebody out there could offer him a recording contract . He's dying to record "Treat me nice treat me good treat me as you really should cause I'm not made of wood and I don't have a wooden heart."
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  Honda make Jehovah sad.

  by edmond dantes in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  breaking news:.

  the honda motor corporation make jehovah sad.. honda's online brochure describes the latest civic has having "magic seats" and are innovative.. jehovah's earthly representatives are expected to call for an early boycott of all new civics because satan loves magic and jehovah does not, no way.. sparlock the new spokesperson for the devil has described the latest unfolding events and seats as significant..

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  BREAKING NEWS:

  The Honda Motor Corporation make Jehovah sad.

  Honda's online brochure describes the latest Civic has having "magic seats" and are innovative.

  Jehovah's earthly representatives are expected to call for an early boycott of all new Civics because Satan loves magic and Jehovah does not, no way.

  Sparlock the new spokesperson for the Devil has described the latest unfolding events and seats as significant.